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□ PAPER · □ PEN · □ IDEA KEY OF G • CLASSIC

HEARTS 5/5 / CREW

CREW 0/5

CLASSICNEXT: $1,000 TIPS

♫ LEVEL 1 • TOMBALL TWO-STEP

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TAP / HOLD LEFT: FLAPHOLD RIGHT: SHOOTSWIPE LEFT OR RIGHT TO STEER

HONKY TONK LAND • LEVEL 1 TEST • V77

Vintage HonkyTonk Land poster with winged green barn, a happy moon, stars, and a glowing PLAY marquee

HIGH SCORE: NONE YET

CHECKING GAME ENGINE...

TAP THE LIGHTED PLAY MARQUEE TO START

INSTRUCTIONS

HOW TO PLAY

MOVESwipe left or right anywhere on the screen to steer. No buttons.

FLAPTap or hold the LEFT half of the screen to flap and gain height.

SHOOTTap or hold the RIGHT half to fire music notes. Swipe while firing to steer.

PICKUPSCatch four songwriting items: PAPER, PEN, LIGHT BULB and GUITAR, then fly up to the stage when YOU WROTE A SONG appears. Red panties refill all hearts and give 10 seconds of RED shooting. The glowing BIBLE repairs heartbreak, heals completely and removes dizziness. A HAMBURGER restores three hearts and cures dizzy spells. COWBOY HAT protects you from one hit; GUITAR PICK gives points and a guitar riff. Beer, weed, pills and cigarettes COST TIPS and cause a little screen rocking, but no blur. Tips collected upgrade your barn at $1,000, $2,000, $3,000 and $4,000. Collect musical notes in G-major phrases, avoid contracts and tumbleweeds, and catch the Spanish Angel. Shoot enemies but not friendly pickups.

Happy vintage coffee cup mascot Burgers and the glowing Bible clear your head. An original boom-chicka-boom country rhythm stays in G; guitar riffs play when you catch a guitar. Notes use an invisible treble staff: their pitch matches their on-screen height in G major. Shoot flying dollar signs and contracts for points. Grab a cowboy hat for protection and the red panties for red-note power!

VERSION 36 DIAGNOSTICS

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✦ THE TOMBALL SOUND LIVES ✦

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YOU WIN!

YOU WIN A STICKER AND A FREE DISCOUNT AT CLOUD CHIEF AND CO. IN TOMBALL TEXAS

CLAIM YOUR PRIZE BY SUBMITTING THIS CODE PHRASE:

TOMBALL RULES AND SO DOES CLOUD CHIEF

FINAL SCORE: 0 • SONGS WRITTEN: 0 • ANGELS: 0/7

☆ SECRET BONUS STILL LOCKED ☆

YOU FOUND 0 OF 7 ANGELS.

PLAY AGAIN AND FIND ALL SEVEN TO DISCOVER THE HIDDEN REWARD!

✦ HALLELUJAH! ALL 7 ANGELS FOUND! ✦

GRAND PRIZE UNLOCKED!

YOU WIN THE
7 SPANISH ANGELS POSTER!

REDEEMABLE AT CLOUD CHIEF & CO.
405 Commerce St.
HISTORIC TOMBALL, TEXAS

SHOW THIS WINNING SCREEN AT THE SHOP!

Show or say the code phrase at Cloud Chief & Co. in Historic Tomball, Texas.

★ NEW RECORD ★

YOU DID NOT SELL OUT!

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU DID NOT SELL OUT TO THE MAN! You kept THE TOMBALL SOUND alive, and YOU DID NOT PLAY COVER SONGS! Your score: 0. Enter your initials!

The Little Honky Tonk gets fancier with every tip, from green to a magnificent gold Nudie suit

CONGRATS! YOU'RE GETTING FANCY AS YOU GET MORE TIPS!YOU'RE HALFWAY TO A FULL CUSTOM GOLD NUDIE SUIT!

You're drunk! Stay clear of pills, weed and beer. Eat a hamburger or catch the glowing Bible to sober up. Keep Honkytonkin'!

Not many folks come to Tomball, so avoid the tumbleweeds

YOUR HEART IS BROKEN!

Vintage golden glowing Bible restores your heart

CATCH THE GLOWING BIBLE TO MEND IT!

Find all seven angels and win a custom 7 Spanish Angels poster from Cloud Chief and Co

You wrote a song! The Little Honky Tonk is now on stage with spotlights and music

Money rains on the happy Little Honky Tonk stage with cheering audience

ALL SEVEN SPANISH ANGELS!THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN AWAITS!YOUR CUSTOM POSTER IS UNLOCKED!

LEVEL CLEAR

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WELL DONE

No hurry. Read the story, then continue when you're ready.